My name is John T. Myers (Don't ask me what the 'T' stands for). That's John as in 'Lennon', T. as in 'Mr.', Myers as in 'Michael'.
I am a Husband, Dad, Wrestling Referee and Coffee Drinker.
I live far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy, near a small unregarded yellow sun. Three planets away (to be exact)...roughly, ninety-two million miles away...on a little blue/green planet called 'Earth'.
I'm just like any other man...only more so.
Often confused for Carlos Danger.
NOTE: Not the 'John T. Myers' from the 1st Hellboy flick.